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Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?

i couldn't care less, that's all i care about Untitled Document

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

(via darkness-of-the-soul)

carryonmy-assbutt:

thegiggles:

jayayayayay:

shaymin-skyforme:

justlaughit-off:

llamabutts:

what if u needed glasses but u had no ears

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but she has ears

but she’s prepared in case she loses them

guys

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oh

(Source: ecooli, via laughter-everyday)

magicmumu:

the-broken-daughter-of-gabriel:

consulting-detective-with-a-box:

chrisletoepine:

it’s the year 2081. facebook is now on a chip you implant into your hand that allows you to type your status in midair. twitter can be controlled with thoughts. tumblr still has the same damn video player.

and the BBC finally announced that Sherlock series 4 will premiere January 1st 2082

Madagascar 273 is out. They still haven’t found New York.

People still aren’t over the cancellation of Firefly.

(Source: junketsuqueen, via ouijaboardsexting)

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

(via laughter-everyday)

flyingbutt:

*takes photo of flowers with an iphone 5* im a photographer :)

(Source: barrackolli, via jesuschristvevo)

unf-hans:

baelor:

bad lip reading

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motherfucka you gay

CRYING

(via laughter-everyday)

Mom: why is everything on the floor?
Me: gravity mom

meladoodle:

id rather fall in lava than fall in love

(via crystallized-teardrops)

nosdrinker:

you make it to the final round on who wants to be a millionaire and the $1,000,000 question is

ok do u finger urself

(via laughter-everyday)